THE UNKNOWN INTERNATIONAL
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EP  ·  Released September 20, 2025
The Crooked Stuff

Darkphased

A high-energy collision of electronic rock and existential discopunk intensity. Three tracks exploring disassociation, rumination, and the twisted pathways toward liberation.

Release 09 / 20 / 25 Label The Unknown International Format 3-Track EP
Darkphased — The Crooked Stuff — EP Cover Art
The EP

Bodies Moving. Minds Probed.

Across three tracks — "Decimator," "Black Holes," and "Die This Way" — Darkphased explores the dark pull of modern technology and media entrapments. A sonic mash-up of synthetic funk and electronic four-to-the-floor that moves bodies, probes minds, and leaves listeners simultaneously unsettled and energized.

With a sound forged from the founders' wide spectrum of musical roots — hardcore punk, new wave, funk, psychedelic rock, and analog-electronic experimentation — The Crooked Stuff proved with Darkphased that they are a sonic force to be alternatively tangled with.

"Crank up the subs! San Francisco Bay Area's The Crooked Stuff is killing it in the clubs with a dynamic synth-bass sound and their new Darkphased EP is throbbing dance grooves mastery." — DJ Dino Poortaste, KRCB FM 104.9 (Sonoma County NPR affiliate)
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DecimatorISRC QZZ7U2578496
754 spins · 272 shazams
02
Black HolesISRC QZZ7U2578497
featured vocal track
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Die This WayISRC QZZ7U2578498
rec. track
Radio Campaign Results

The Numbers Told the Story.

The Darkphased EP was serviced to college and non-commercial radio via Pirate Promo (Steve Theo) in a 6-week campaign beginning fall 2025. The results built a national radio footprint that continues to grow.

Radio Promotion:  Serviced by Pirate Promo (Steve Theo) · Also represents Turnstile, Wet Leg, Fontaines D.C.
47
US Stations
21
Markets
1,742+
Tracked Spins
5
NACC Chart Positions
620
Shazams

Figures through March 2026 · Apple Music reporting only (excludes KEXP, Live 105, 91X)

NACC chart positions: KTCU (Dallas-Fort Worth) #21, KTSW (Austin) #20, KRSC (Chicago) #16, KRNU (Philadelphia) #11, + 1 additional market. Weekly rotation on Live 105's Soundcheck with Aaron Axelsen — the Bay Area DJ who first broke Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, LCD Soundsystem and Gorillaz to US radio.

Release Details

Darkphased — Specs.

Artist
The Crooked Stuff
Title
Darkphased
Format
3-Track Digital EP
Release Date
September 20, 2025
Label
The Unknown International
Distribution
DistroKid
Radio Promotion
Pirate Promo (Steve Theo)
Writers
Tom Gorton (BMI) · John Robin Varn (ASCAP)
Publishers
The Unknown International (BMI) · John Robin Varn Music (ASCAP)
BMI Work #s
Decimator: 078353164 · Black Holes: 078353180 · Die This Way: 078353179
Genre
Synthesizer-driven discopunk · Alternative electronic rock
FCC
Clean — no advisory
Discopunk Electronic Rock Post-Punk Alt-Electronic Indie Rock College Radio Non-Comm

RIYL: TV On The Radio · LCD Soundsystem · Gorillaz · The Prodigy · Justice · The Chemical Brothers · IDLES · Nine Inch Nails

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Decimator Black Holes Die This Way
The Band
The Crooked Stuff

A San Francisco trio — Tom Gorton (vocals), John Robin Varn (keys / synths), and Nick DeRyss (drums) — making synthesizer-driven discopunk for the collapse.

Three shows at Sundance Film Festival in January 2026. Weekly rotation on Live 105's Soundcheck with Aaron Axelsen. Sold-out hometown shows at Papermill and Crazyhorse. Shared stages with Tank & the Bangas, Fishbone, Monophonics, and Dumpstaphunk. Press coverage tracking the band's pivot from their funk-and-soul origins into the harder, colder territory they now call home.

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